If you were to ask me to rate how much I enjoy football on a scale of 1 to 10, my answer would fall somewhere between Deflategate and a $1B Vikings stadium.

If you were to ask me to rate how much I enjoy food served at a gathering revolving around football, my answer would be pass me the hint of lime chips, cheese dip, pizza, switch to the puppy bowl (and don't forget to hand me the puppy chow).

Just because I do not care for football does not mean that I do not understand the most important aspect of the sport: football fans love to win. So in the spirit of winning, I offer you two recipes that I guarantee will produce the best dessert(s) at whatever Super Bowl party you attend.

Recipe 1: Halfway Bars

Recipe 2: Deadly Cookie